You mean to tell me you've been a member here since 7-12-2011 and no one has responded to you yet? We are Nauthors here. You know - "I'm a Nauthor". So when someone asks you what you've been doing you can truthfully say, "Nauthon". We play with words, here.
I can do a real mean Jimmy Stewart, too. Watch this: "I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I," See? sounds just like him don't it. It has to be exactly eight times. If it's not, it's not him.
from childhood's hour I have not been As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - i could not bring My passions from a common spring
(from Alone - Edgar Allan Poe)