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Started by lilypad at 08-18-2005 10:35 AM. Topic has 5 replies.
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   08-18-2005, 10:35 AM
lilypad

Joined on 12-05-2003
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Fable-ing

 

Within 150 words, write a short (very short) story with a birdcatcher and a bottle of plum brandy and a moral.  The moral should be the title, and expressed in more than ten words; those ten are not counted among the 150.

 

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   09-20-2005, 3:20 PM
jmar2

Joined on 08-30-2005
southwest Virginia
Posts 173
Re: Fable-ing
The night crawler mistook the neck of the spilled bottle of plum brandy for his home and quickly squirmed into it.  Dawn was approaching and he knew the dangers on the surface at first light.  His dear grannie had faithfully drummed into his psyche her 'early birds' message.  Too bad her eyesight finally failed her.
The aroma was intoxicating and he began to feel new thoughts, thoughts he'd never imagined before.  "Dammit!" he thought to himself, "I'm a KNIGHT crawler!  Instead of hiding I'm going to become a birdcatcher!"
The remaining liquid in the bottle quickly disappeared.  The worm turned and squirmed  onto the grass.  As dawn broke, he spotted his lifelong foe approaching and bravely lay his ground.
"Lithen you bird-brain, I have something to say..."
The robin inhaled the fruity aroma and thought to itself, "Hmm, plum sauce.  Delicious!"

Moral:  Drunk Or Sober, The Early Bird Really Does Get The Worm.
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   09-22-2005, 6:29 PM
LinnAnn

Joined on 11-06-2003
Posts 3,566
Re: Fable-ing

A Bird in the Band is Worth Ten on the Lush

 

 

“Yoush got  pretty birds singin in yur band.  I never heard of  band with live birds.”

 

“This is the Tiki Room Ma’am.  We advertise live birds as part of our entertainment. You seem to be a bit unsteady on your feet. Why don’t you have a seat and I’ll get you some coffee.”

 

“Yoush such a nice maan. Thank you. Hic!”

 

The young man helped the inebriated woman sit down.  After bringing her coffee, he headed to the stage for the next set.  “Charlie, keep an eye on that woman.  And for Heaven’s sake, don’t let her order any more booze. She’s already snockered!”

 

As the room lights dimmed to thunderous applause, the woman pulled out a bottle of Plum Brandy from her handbag.  “This’ll add some flavor.” 

 

No one noticed her staggering along the side of the room toward the stage. “Pretty birdies, pretty birdies.”  Charlie noticed her with horror just as she opened the cage door.  With hysterical delight, the audience watched the colorful birds fly freely around the room as the band chased them- many coming to roost on the swaying woman as she called “Pretty birdies, pretty birdies.”

 

LinnAnn

Sept. 22, 2005

Sorry, the word count is a bit over.

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   09-23-2005, 5:22 AM
jmar2

Joined on 08-30-2005
southwest Virginia
Posts 173
Re: Fable-ing
Cute!  I have always wondered how to spell Yoush.  It reminds me of growing up in the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area.  Certain word groups are always pronounced in a slurred style, such as:
"Jeet yet?"
"No, Ju?"
instead of "Did You Eat Yet?" and "No, Did You?"

John

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   09-24-2005, 3:22 PM
LinnAnn

Joined on 11-06-2003
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Re: Fable-ing

I'm very familiar with the 'Oakie' talk.  Raised in washington, but speak southern oakie. lol

love, LinnAnn

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   10-15-2005, 9:13 PM
Bandito63

Joined on 04-03-2005
SW MO
Posts 252
Re: Fable-ing

In SW MO the one that I hear the most is: " Yont to?" for "Do you want to?"

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